Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster

Let your friends know how you see them through this funny coaster and although they are unrefined, inelegant and unsophisticated, you mean it in the best possible way. After all it’s not like they have to be the Queen. A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower. Next to her are the words ‘Sophisticated elegant classy none of which apply to you’ in capitalised pink font against a white banner.