Shit The Bed! Card

Do you know someone who who's getting on a bit. That's a polite way of saying they're bloody old! Whether they have got to the stage where they might be soiling the bed this might still be a suitable birthday card for them. A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed. Blue and red text reads Shit the bed! You're old! Oh, you already did.