Clueless Boris Card

Name: Clueless Boris Card
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
SKU: 5384144

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I think we're in the age where satire is dead. Still, if you're the kind of person that bumbles from one disaster to another but always remember people's birthdays this card could be perfect. Not sure how long this one will be relevant. The perfect birthday card if you want one featuring a picture of Boris Johnson on a blue background with the words 'I'm completely clueless, but I've remembered it's your birthday!'. Who are we to judge? A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson looking bemused. White text above him reads I'm completely clueless but I've remembered it's your Birthday!