Biggest dick in Card

Name: Biggest dick in Card
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
SKU: 5387182

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Some Valentine’s cards go for romance, some go for sentiment… and then there are the ones that proudly lean all the way into chaotic honesty. This one? Firmly in the third category. Perfect for anyone whose love language is affectionate self-mockery. A brilliantly cheeky Valentine’s card featuring a smirking man in a suit pointing at himself against a rich red backdrop. Bold white text above him reads “happy valentine’s day from the biggest dick in town name,” ready for you to personalise with whichever lucky town he’s claiming the title in.